That is the whole of the explanation I will be sending the state police/judge for my little driving infraction.
I figure if I showed up for court on it it would go something like
Judge: how do you plead
me: Guilty
Judge: why did youdo it?
me: Didn't notitce/wasn't paying attention
Judge: lecture lecture blah blah.
me: yes sir.
Judge: pay us
me: ok.
I figure I wil also be saving some people some time. They won't have to read a whole page of why I ran a stupid red.
Also the memo on the check says "I fucked up". I can't wait to see the bank scan of that one online once it clears.
That is all.
Posted by Ben at December 03, 2004 09:24 PMIf you get fined for swearing I will laugh my ass off
Posted by: Nathan on December 3, 2004 11:31 PMI agree
but then his handwriting can be fairly illegible, so he may be safe from that one.
Half of the reason for going to court on a traffic violation is that the fines always get reduces if you show up...guilty or not
Posted by: amylou on December 4, 2004 11:07 AMhalf the reason I'm not going is I just want it over and done with and having to get time off work and show up at god knows when for court is a lot of work and will only prolong the process.
Posted by: ben on December 4, 2004 11:48 AMfun with memos is always good. My favorite is when you write a check to a male friend and put "Penis Enlargement Fee". They have to cash it face-to-face with a teller. Its funny, laugh!
"I fucked up" is better though
Posted by: dusty on December 4, 2004 07:48 PM